The Original Snarky Hapa

In case there is any confusion, that's me. I'm the original.
So who am I? I'm Tiffany, the evil genius mastermind behind Snarky Hapa. Here are some quick facts about me!
★ I am half-Japanese and was born and raised in Hawaii so Japanese and Hawaiian culture are both very close to my heart.
★ I left Hawaii for college in Philadelphia and lived there for 13 years before moving to Seattle with my hubs and our dog.
★ I am mama to a boy wonder and a miracle girl who has an extremely rare genetic disease. My daughter is high-risk for severe COVID so both kiddos have been home with me since March 2020 and OMFG I can't wait til they can get vaccinated.
★ I spent the last 15+ years working in college admission and college counseling before transitioning to my newfound dream job (THIS).
★ I have been dancing hula for most of my life, though I also have mean 90's dance team moves so watch out.
★ I don't drink coffee. I drink Coke. And I LOVE IT.
★ I have a potty mouth. Get over it.
★ I grew up with a lot of strong women around me. Can you tell?
ANY QUESTIONS?